bellamer:

I keep getting hit on by men at work and these fictional men have warped my standards of men to unrealistically high standards that I believe that they’re the only ones who can treat me right, ever, so the thought of real men disgusts me. Too bad my video game crushes aren’t real and there’s no one out there like them.

licoricelump:

A slander video for all realms? Yes

“Go ahead, you can’t unmerge your realm” - Shao Kahn

The idea of people fighting Demi gods and gods with bullets is so fking goofy for me idk it’s like “yes I shall shoot these pea-sized pellets at a supernatural/esoteric beings that’ll teach them”

Except for Erron (Texan gunslinger type deal so he’s good) and Kano (man fked up a Shokan’s troop with nuclear warhead so he’s legit too)

psychoticcrippleandposims-deact:

evilscientist3:

whosafraidofvirginiawoolf:

mary shelley: pours her heart and soul into the creature’s ability to eloquently express his deepest and most painful feelings to frankenstein through literal pages and pages of speech

modern media: makes the creature unable to utter anything but grunts and scary sounds

Actually im pretty sure he only knew french so thats true to the source material

I-

hostbusters:

i got formally diagnosed this week after years of waiting/knowing and my friend mailed a professionally custom made cake to my house

tuomey:

megidonitram:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

i’ve been crying laughing over this for the past 5 minutes

This honestly reminds me of a show on the history channel where they spent like 25 minutes wondering how the sides of all the pyramids seemed to be perfectly divisible by pi or something, and people where theorizing about aliens and some lost form of mathematics, but then at the end they interviewed a tiered looking paleontologist and he was just like “maybe they just used a wheel to do all their measurements.” and the whole show just immediately collapsed.

can you imagine being so far up your own ass with conspiracy theories that you forget about circles

3mcgriddles:

me: *doesn’t truly understand what i did wrong but i want her to stop yelling at me* i’m sorry

girl: sorry for what

me: 

painfullysaccharine:

rottingandlovingit:

rottingandlovingit:

assdevourer:

gamerbros be like “im not a transphobe but if you acknowledge that trans people exist in your game i will absolutely refuse to play it or stop immediately if i am currently playing it”

Is the post about that one boomer game reviewer who was seething over a game’s dlc having a scene with 2 10 pixel sized pride flags?

This one

You left out the best part